How Not to Play the Banjo (Or, in this Case, the Guitar Dressed Up to Look Like a Banjo), kindly demonstrated by Taylor Swift.
That shit ain’t meant to be strummed, man, unless you’re going for the whole running-a-rusty-knife-indescriminately-through-the-inside-of-a-piano sound. You and I both know that would’ve sounded better on an actual guitar, Taylor Swift, instead of that hideous six stringed hybrid abomination. It is PURELY COSMETIC, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Y’all have Ash to thank for bringing this to my attention on a calm Sunday evening in which I had no intention of watching or having anything to do with the Grammys.