May 2012
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Here's To The Rubble: Excerpts from our X-Files... →
tinctures:
Someone calls Mulder on his cell phone
“Where are you?” or “Where are you going, Mulder?”
“Get some sleep”
Someone leaves a message on Scully’s answering machine
Scully types something up on the computer while wearing gigantic glasses
Porn
Scully performs an autopsy
Terrible pantsuit
Scully insists that “there has to be a scientific explanation for all of this”
They appear...
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Anonymous asked: Draw Loki hugging the Hulk's dick.
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I don’t think it’s terribly controversial to note that women, from a young age,...
– Jennifer duBois, Writing Across Gender (via florida-uterati)
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I cant help the doki doki of my kokoro lyns no more than the majestic eagle can...
– Tumblr user catsweaterbootyqueen (via boffingbyron)
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mY ThiughtS ON EKELTENTMYRRY
lokied:
thorgodofmpreg:
my otp is ruINED
RUINED
JAWN IS A WOMEN
NO GAHEY
SCARF
JONNY LI MIALER IS NAWT A FUNY NAEM
OTP NO GAY
RUINED
THIS SHoW
IS AIN
UNACCEPTABLLLE
CONDITIONAN
UNAACPEP
TANBLLPPEPLE
UNACCPEPTTABAABBBLLLE
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⚡ Ry's Face: My cat, Connor, is currently being... →
ryface:
My cat, Connor, is currently being held at my vet awaiting surgery approval. It’s going to cost me $844-$925 to keep my cat from dying.
I have $250 to my name right now, as I’ve been unemployed and on food assistance for four months.
His bladder is infected and completely blocked by crystal formation and he needs the following: bloodwork to make sure his kidneys aren’t failing...
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Things I Have Said About Mark Ruffalo's Chest Hair...
Mark Ruffalo, let me bury my face in your chest hair. I will make a nest in it and then sleep there peacefully for eternity.
I will shave it and then knit it into one of those scarves that also have pockets, and then put my heart in one of those pockets.
I will wake up to find a chest hair in my teeth and know I have found true happiness.
Also more things that you probably don’t need to...
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K8'S AWESOME MARK RUFFALO HULK MOVIE PITCH
Bruce Banner wakes up naked after accidentally turning into the Hulk again for some reason [TBD]. Wacky shenanigans ensue as he struggles to find clothes and keep control of his frustration as these attempts are repeatedly thwarted. Eventually, he ends up in a hippie nudist colony, where he discovers the joy of weed and becomes content in the newfound freedom that his balls have been afforded....
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HOW TO BE GOOD AT SOCIAL JUSTICE
DON’T READ ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE ON TUMBLR
DON’T POST ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE ON TUMBLR
DO NOT USE FANCY SOCIAL JUSTICE WORDS YOU’VE HEARD EXCLUSIVELY ON TUMBLR AND NOWHERE ELSE
EVEN IF YOU ARE 90% SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLOG?
tanglebuddies2:
Hey! This is tanglebuddies, and I’m not going to be using this to post at all (SO DON’T FOLLOW IT IDK WHY YOU WOULD BUT…). I’m just gonna use this to follow people who post a lot and communities and stuff because generally I try to read my whole entire dashboard and never miss a post but that is really hard, and tumblr doesn’t have friends groups like LJ. :( FOLLOWING YOU ON HERE...
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April 2012
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